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Let’s Have More Girls!

February 22, 2013

A Modest Proposal (with apologies to Jonathan Swift and many others)

We should render assistance to those parts of the world suffering a decline in their female populations on account of their killing them before, during and after birth, by using our superior resources, technology and, some would say, cultures to create a similar inequality in our own populations but one that favours girls.

Here are just two examples of the sort of problems that might be eased by this suggestion:

etc etc and so on, a cruel, relentless flow of female tears and blood, a stain on whatever land upon which the latest stupid crime has been committed just so, presumably, ignorant men (and sometimes other women too!) can, if not feel better about themselves exactly, then find an outlet for their anger, frustration, sense of inadequacy or whatever.
“What,” you ask, “Can we who live in those parts of the world which may not be entirely free of discrimination or violence against women, but where the prospect of female offspring does not cause such dread of further financial pressure, loss of status, or whatever it is that makes people prefer to abort or sell or otherwise dismiss their daughters, actually do in the way of practical assistance?”
As you ask, allow me to make the above suggestion.
Where women have proved they really will work ten times as hard for the same or less money, men have become a bit of a problem. They labour to maintain an outmoded status quo, rebel and fail in the modern workplace, or succumb to psychological and/or economic depression and become totally demotivated, in short, useless.
At the same time, the places we want to help are overflowing with men filled with the confidence given by a lifetime of being told they belong to the naturally superior sex, and thoroughly motivated to get away from wherever they are to the sort of paradise we the “top” economies have created.
The solution, then, is clear. We may not need to abort male children, murder them, work them to death or render them ineligible for family life in any respectable social group through acts of rape, mutilation etc. which, naturally, “shames” them and makes them subject to further hostility, but surely we can ensure that the majority of our babies are female, through advanced medical technology and or such tried and trusted methods as facing South during conception or whatever?
Then the surplus females of our more female friendly lands can offer themselves as healthy mothers of the children of the (hopefully!) healthy, apparently superior males of those places which, for economic, social, cultural, political or religious reasons choose to suppress their own females into such a decline that their men find it hard to find worthy bearers of their offspring any closer to home.
Where the females are seen as not a problem but males may well be, we can simply stop having male children and give birth to healthy females who will no doubt be keen to bear the children of men from the lands where females are, for the reasons we have discussed, in short supply.
Ladies, you won’t have to hunt around your “village” in search of healthy fathers for your offspring. The world is now your oyster and, just as many choose to go abroad to give their time and attention to some handsome waiter or suchlike, why not shop around in person or on the net for a “sperm donor”, with the sort of interesting good looks you may no longer depend on your male fellow citizens to provide?
We get the benefit of fresh input for our ageing gene pool. They get to fulfil fantasies induced by our global media while filling the void left by the lack of suitable women the culture, economy, sexist excesses etc. have created where they are.
The “fresher” males who will father our next generation may find that women raised to think of themselves as equals and more will challenge some of their stuffy old patriarchal ways, and that can’t be bad. And if some women find that the men they have imported in this manner bring with them ideas about men being superior, parenting and a lot of other “menial” chores being “women’s work” and, once they are comfortably settled, degenerate into useless lumps and domestic tyrants well, some things never change.

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One Comment
  1. I agree with most of the ideas here. It is true that women (as well as idiots) have been bullied, over exploited, under estimated, inslaved etc etc. And for at least 3 decades now they are getting their (deserved) revenge by catching up with men (at least in developed countries). unfortunately the women’s will to become equal as men sometimes leads them to be as greedy, cupid and intolerant as men: in other words, they are falling into the same trap that pushed (certain) men into nonsense. so the problem, nowadays, isn’t sex, but a certain life style which is pushing human beings, male or female, into perdition.


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